hAKKSAW's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dark-Slayer Episode 1]

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you were right about one thing... this does give me nightmares. but maybe thats just because i am afraid of triangles with circles on top of them. another scary thing is when the triangle talked about how he was going to take back the "thrown". i have never seen anyone, let alone a triangle, take back something that is a verb....

JoshLackman responds:

Holy shit, i just realized something, your an IDIOT, tere not talking about thrown like throwing a ball, there talking about a kings thrown. and the triangle didnt talk ether.

[Bridge Safety]

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You being 13 does not make this good...

first of all... why do you have an entire mp3 file play at the end of the movie? i dont know about anyone else, but when a movie is over i usually close the window, not listen to an entire 3 minute song..

exfuga responds:

i said im 13 because most people assume im 20 when i send movies here, I put the MP3 in because people on newgrounds are morons and you guys juse look at the file size of the movie and if its high you assume its good so you give it a 5 to get a protection point...

[MadStix]

hmm...

why did the one guy kill the guy with large breasts? jealousy maybe?

Evil-Soap145 responds:

That was his stomache dip

[Megaman vs ?? ep.3]

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I cut every rating in half because you must have forgot to put an ending on this thing. and it also had just about nothing to do with austin powers or megaman.

Pikka responds:

*sigh*
Alright. Maybe I have to explain this movie. So all that thinks this is really stupid should pay attention.
This movie is a part of a serie. This one was not supposed to have a ending. This movie was meant just to build up the story a bit for the serie. Maybe you are right that it was a wrong move on my behalf. But if you want to somewhat get this movie then you should see it as a part of the serie and not a standalone movie. If you do see it as a standalone movie then all of you guys, that did not like it, had right. It is not a very good movie. But like I said before. This was meant for the serie and not a movie on its own.
A tip for you all. Watch the whole serie from the beginning to the end and this will make more sence to you.
-Pikka