hAKKSAW's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Project: WINTER 3 preview]

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that was one of the longest previews i've seen in a long time... It looks like the full movie might turn out pretty good... but this is just a preview so i cant give it too high of a score since it has no plot and stuff like that, but good job...

[Madness Redeemer]

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This is my favorite movie ever...
Thats all there is to say...

[Dark-Slayer Episode 1]

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you were right about one thing... this does give me nightmares. but maybe thats just because i am afraid of triangles with circles on top of them. another scary thing is when the triangle talked about how he was going to take back the "thrown". i have never seen anyone, let alone a triangle, take back something that is a verb....

JoshLackman responds:

Holy shit, i just realized something, your an IDIOT, tere not talking about thrown like throwing a ball, there talking about a kings thrown. and the triangle didnt talk ether.

[Bridge Safety]

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You being 13 does not make this good...

first of all... why do you have an entire mp3 file play at the end of the movie? i dont know about anyone else, but when a movie is over i usually close the window, not listen to an entire 3 minute song..

exfuga responds:

i said im 13 because most people assume im 20 when i send movies here, I put the MP3 in because people on newgrounds are morons and you guys juse look at the file size of the movie and if its high you assume its good so you give it a 5 to get a protection point...

[MadStix]

hmm...

why did the one guy kill the guy with large breasts? jealousy maybe?

Evil-Soap145 responds:

That was his stomache dip

[Loading Screen]

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the first time i watched this, i had my computer's volume all the way up... that was my mistake... i wasnt expecting that to happen.

[Maggotman & Bill Gates 05]

wait...

is this the end of maggot man?... are there not going to be anymore adventures?... will i join the J-LO fan club?... am i on drugs?... we'll find out next time, kids...