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[Quit Complaining!]

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this movie sucks so much... it makes me want to kill a bunch of dogs

[Mischeivous Bobby! 2 AOTC]

gay...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou MUST suck alot of dick...

[Mischeivous Bobby! Ep 1]

wtf?

I gave you a 3 in style because I think thats how old you'd have to be to make something this shitty. Also, you need to get a new fuckin voice... you sound like a little bitch.

[Diablo 2 & Linkin Park]

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i think that if so many people didnt like linkin park, more people would realize that this movie sux ass.

[ARUGULA!]

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Let me tell everyone a story:

Ok... this one time my friend downloaded this movie on kazaa where this naked guy gave some chick an enema and then he moved out of the way and then she shot water out of her ass and it flew like 10 feet...

Well that enema movie was better than this...

[The Videostore]

funny..

This movie is quite good. I like the sound effects from The Sims and i think the parodies of the movies are pretty funny, especially Minority Report. Plus, this movie has one of the best and most dramatic endings i have seen in a long time.

[135 Second History Lesson]

mute...

that was a pretty good story. but this movie really needs some sound/music. and what better band is there for music that would go with this than Anti-Flag? the answer is none...

[Megaman vs ?? ep.3]

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I cut every rating in half because you must have forgot to put an ending on this thing. and it also had just about nothing to do with austin powers or megaman.

Pikka responds:

*sigh*
Alright. Maybe I have to explain this movie. So all that thinks this is really stupid should pay attention.
This movie is a part of a serie. This one was not supposed to have a ending. This movie was meant just to build up the story a bit for the serie. Maybe you are right that it was a wrong move on my behalf. But if you want to somewhat get this movie then you should see it as a part of the serie and not a standalone movie. If you do see it as a standalone movie then all of you guys, that did not like it, had right. It is not a very good movie. But like I said before. This was meant for the serie and not a movie on its own.
A tip for you all. Watch the whole serie from the beginning to the end and this will make more sence to you.
-Pikka

[Seinfeld: The Quiche]

wtf

i gave this a 2 in humor because it is so fuckin shitty i had to laugh...

[Hitman 2 slideshow v0.95]

this is a movie?

This might as well be a fuckin PowerPoint presentation...